Overheard in Hampton Roads

"“If they move in together, is he going to hang his degree up from Thomas..."

Tue, 27 Jul 2010 20:50:48 -0400

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“If they move in together, is he going to hang his degree up from Thomas Nelson?”

“The real question is, will her mom even let him hang it up at all?”

”

- Virginia Beach

"I hate when warm beer makes my nipples hard. I just wanted to put that out there."

Sun, 25 Jul 2010 22:40:59 -0400

“I hate when warm beer makes my nipples hard. I just wanted to put that out there.”

- Virginia Beach

"“I found out on the east coast, it’s all gooduck. Gooey ducks. Isn’t that what..."

Sat, 22 May 2010 23:03:55 -0400

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“I found out on the east coast, it’s all gooduck. Gooey ducks. Isn’t that what they’re called?”

“Yeah, I saw that on dirty jobs.”

“Oh yeah. The thing that looks like a male penis?”

“…”

“As opposed to a female penis?”

”

- Virginia Beach

"Yes, that’s F as in ‘phenomenal’."

Wed, 12 May 2010 18:32:06 -0400

“Yes, that’s F as in ‘phenomenal’.”

- Norfolk

"This might be the smoothest, richest thing I’ve ever had in my mouth."

Fri, 30 Apr 2010 20:26:45 -0400

“This might be the smoothest, richest thing I’ve ever had in my mouth.”

- Virginia Beach

"When I’m on bottom, I’ll let you finish."

Fri, 30 Apr 2010 20:24:10 -0400

“When I’m on bottom, I’ll let you finish.”

- Virgina Beach

"“Everybody’s in this movie. I think even I’m in this movie. Shit, even dead people..."

Sat, 24 Apr 2010 23:36:52 -0400

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“Everybody’s in this movie. I think even I’m in this movie. Shit, even dead people are in this movie.”

“There’s just a picture of Brittany Murphy’s corpse.”

“They’re using her as a stunt double. They’re throwing her off of buildings.”

“They dug her up just to shoot her.”

“Haha. Oh, that was in poor taste.”

”

- Virginia Beach

"You know what’ll be really good in your mouth?"

Sat, 24 Apr 2010 20:57:22 -0400

“You know what’ll be really good in your mouth?”

- Virginia Beach

"“Did you see that bitch on the right?” “Yeah, she looked like a tuning..."

Fri, 23 Apr 2010 23:18:56 -0400

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“Did you see that bitch on the right?”

“Yeah, she looked like a tuning fork.”

”

- Virginia Beach

"We were all ghosts at one time. Reincarnation! Haven’t you ever heard of that? You’ll..."

Sun, 28 Mar 2010 19:20:20 -0400

“We were all ghosts at one time. Reincarnation! Haven’t you ever heard of that? You’ll believe one day, son. You’ll see one. I wish I’d never banished the ones I used to have in this house so I could conjure one up and prove it to you.”

- Portsmouth

"The only conspiracy theory I know ‘bout is Obamacare. And I think Jesse James’s new..."

Sun, 28 Mar 2010 18:04:28 -0400

“The only conspiracy theory I know ‘bout is Obamacare. And I think Jesse James’s new girlfriend is in on it. She’s a Nazi (pronouned nat-see) and that’s what Obama is.”

- Portsmouth

"I want a cat cat, not no damn faggot cat."

Sun, 28 Mar 2010 18:03:20 -0400

“I want a cat cat, not no damn faggot cat.”

- Portsmouth

"Why do you look so meaty?"

Fri, 12 Mar 2010 19:05:26 -0500

“Why do you look so meaty?”

- Virginia Beach

"Ow! It hurts every time I have to peel my tongue off!"

Fri, 12 Mar 2010 18:53:45 -0500

“Ow! It hurts every time I have to peel my tongue off!”

- Virginia Beach

"“I thought cold air rises.” “No, hot air rises. That’s how hot air balloons..."

Sun, 31 Jan 2010 17:12:46 -0500

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“I thought cold air rises.”

“No, hot air rises. That’s how hot air balloons work.”

“But it’s always colder the higher you go up!”

”

- Virginia Beach

"“I don’t believe in putting sauce on anything.” “Well, you can keep your..."

Sun, 17 Jan 2010 20:13:40 -0500

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“I don’t believe in putting sauce on anything.”

“Well, you can keep your fucking beliefs over there, on your own plate.”

”

- Virginia Beach

"“We can kill one and put a chain through it and wear it around my neck!” “JADY!..."

Sat, 09 Jan 2010 19:24:17 -0500

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“We can kill one and put a chain through it and wear it around my neck!”

“JADY! That is the sickest thing you have ever said!!”

And the punches were thrown.

”

- Virginia Beach

"There is cake and ice cream if you want something cold and soft… in your mouth."

Sat, 02 Jan 2010 19:22:42 -0500

“There is cake and ice cream if you want something cold and soft… in your mouth.”

- Norfolk

"“What size underwear do you wear?” “It depends.” “You wear..."

Sat, 02 Jan 2010 13:50:57 -0500

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“What size underwear do you wear?”

“It depends.”

“You wear Depends?!”

”

- Virginia Beach

"He don’t need no baby oil, he’s got white people hair."

Thu, 31 Dec 2009 18:54:14 -0500

“He don’t need no baby oil, he’s got white people hair.”

- Portsmouth