Overheard In Hampton Roads

"Don’t it ‘posed ta storm?"

Fri, 25 May 2012 17:13:00 -0400

“Don’t it ‘posed ta storm?”

- Portsmouth

"I used to choke on meat all the time."

Sun, 13 May 2012 13:54:00 -0400

“I used to choke on meat all the time.”

- Virginia Beach

"I’m just walking around bored because nobody’s put anything fun in my box lately."

Wed, 02 May 2012 14:56:00 -0400

“I’m just walking around bored because nobody’s put anything fun in my box lately.”

- Portsmouth

"…and the midget, the ginger, the burrito, and the chopstick lived happily ever after…"

Mon, 19 Mar 2012 10:27:04 -0400

“…and the midget, the ginger, the burrito, and the chopstick lived happily ever after…”

"I jumped up and yelled “my pussy’s wet! My pussy’s wet!” Oh, but not in a..."

Fri, 16 Mar 2012 18:00:27 -0400

“

I jumped up and yelled “my pussy’s wet! My pussy’s wet!”

Oh, but not in a good way.

”

- Chesapeake

"What is this? A feather duster? Duther… Fester…?"

Fri, 24 Feb 2012 14:49:40 -0500

“

What is this?

A feather duster?

Duther… Fester…?

”

- Virginia Beach

"What do you even call a 70 year old woman at a swingers party? Not a cougar. You call her nana."

Sat, 18 Feb 2012 19:10:15 -0500

“

What do you even call a 70 year old woman at a swingers party? Not a cougar.

You call her nana.

”

- Chesapeake

"“Oh, I need to show you guys what I got Kayla for valentines day!” “Is it a..."

Fri, 10 Feb 2012 19:26:46 -0500

“

“Oh, I need to show you guys what I got Kayla for valentines day!”

“Is it a double ended dildo?”

”

- Chesapeake

"OK JR, Mr. All-American consumer — OH LOOK AT THAT!"

Fri, 03 Feb 2012 22:17:10 -0500

“OK JR, Mr. All-American consumer — OH LOOK AT THAT!”

- Chesapeake

"I just wanna blow on you like Annie"

Sat, 21 Jan 2012 19:19:00 -0500

“I just wanna blow on you like Annie”

- Norfolk

"It’s disgusting. Just fucking swallow it!"

Sat, 14 Jan 2012 23:14:40 -0500

“It’s disgusting. Just fucking swallow it!”

- Chesapeake

"I’d wear uggs. I would! Motherfucker, I wear onesies!"

Mon, 02 Jan 2012 18:47:55 -0500

“I’d wear uggs. I would! Motherfucker, I wear onesies!”

- Virginia Beach

"“You’re usually not thinking about that when you’re all horny and..."

Wed, 21 Dec 2011 20:22:15 -0500

“

“You’re usually not thinking about that when you’re all horny and shit.”

“When that happens I just go to sleep.”

”

- Virginia Beach

"“I love your boots! I’ll trade you two kids for them.” “Oh, no, that’s certainly..."

Sun, 04 Dec 2011 13:05:00 -0500

“

“I love your boots! I’ll trade you two kids for them.”

“Oh, no, that’s certainly not worth it.”

”

- Virginia Beach

"That is exit only, Meghan O’Hara. Like your butthole."

Sat, 03 Dec 2011 16:05:50 -0500

“That is exit only, Meghan O’Hara. Like your butthole.”

- Norfolk

"“Are you going to pay? I gave you my card.” “It’s right where it needed to..."

Sat, 26 Nov 2011 14:21:00 -0500

“

“Are you going to pay? I gave you my card.”

“It’s right where it needed to be - next to my cunt.”

”

- Virginia Beach

"I might end up on a sex offender website if I get out of this pool right now."

Tue, 22 Nov 2011 20:10:33 -0500

“I might end up on a sex offender website if I get out of this pool right now.”

- Chesapeake

"I want to play with it now that it’s hard!"

Mon, 21 Nov 2011 22:10:48 -0500

“I want to play with it now that it’s hard!”

- Virginia Beach

"“Like a steel fist, it punches the badge —” “Did he just say vag?”"

Sat, 19 Nov 2011 22:05:09 -0500

“

“Like a steel fist, it punches the badge —”

“Did he just say vag?”

”

- Virginia Beach

"I can’t afford no abortion, but I can damn sure afford a bull ride."

Fri, 18 Nov 2011 22:07:33 -0500

“I can’t afford no abortion, but I can damn sure afford a bull ride.”

- Chesapeake