Overheard In Hampton Roads

"“Oh, I need to show you guys what I got Kayla for valentines day!” “Is it a..."

Fri, 10 Feb 2012 19:26:46 -0500

“

“Oh, I need to show you guys what I got Kayla for valentines day!”

“Is it a double ended dildo?”

”

- Chesapeake

"OK JR, Mr. All-American consumer — OH LOOK AT THAT!"

Fri, 03 Feb 2012 22:17:10 -0500

“OK JR, Mr. All-American consumer — OH LOOK AT THAT!”

- Chesapeake

"I just wanna blow on you like Annie"

Sat, 21 Jan 2012 19:19:00 -0500

“I just wanna blow on you like Annie”

- Norfolk

"It’s disgusting. Just fucking swallow it!"

Sat, 14 Jan 2012 23:14:40 -0500

“It’s disgusting. Just fucking swallow it!”

- Chesapeake

"I’d wear uggs. I would! Motherfucker, I wear onesies!"

Mon, 02 Jan 2012 18:47:55 -0500

“I’d wear uggs. I would! Motherfucker, I wear onesies!”

- Virginia Beach

"“You’re usually not thinking about that when you’re all horny and..."

Wed, 21 Dec 2011 20:22:15 -0500

“

“You’re usually not thinking about that when you’re all horny and shit.”

“When that happens I just go to sleep.”

”

- Virginia Beach

"“I love your boots! I’ll trade you two kids for them.” “Oh, no, that’s certainly..."

Sun, 04 Dec 2011 13:05:00 -0500

“

“I love your boots! I’ll trade you two kids for them.”

“Oh, no, that’s certainly not worth it.”

”

- Virginia Beach

"That is exit only, Meghan O’Hara. Like your butthole."

Sat, 03 Dec 2011 16:05:50 -0500

“That is exit only, Meghan O’Hara. Like your butthole.”

- Norfolk

"“Are you going to pay? I gave you my card.” “It’s right where it needed to..."

Sat, 26 Nov 2011 14:21:00 -0500

“

“Are you going to pay? I gave you my card.”

“It’s right where it needed to be - next to my cunt.”

”

- Virginia Beach

"I might end up on a sex offender website if I get out of this pool right now."

Tue, 22 Nov 2011 20:10:33 -0500

“I might end up on a sex offender website if I get out of this pool right now.”

- Chesapeake

"I want to play with it now that it’s hard!"

Mon, 21 Nov 2011 22:10:48 -0500

“I want to play with it now that it’s hard!”

- Virginia Beach

"“Like a steel fist, it punches the badge —” “Did he just say vag?”"

Sat, 19 Nov 2011 22:05:09 -0500

“

“Like a steel fist, it punches the badge —”

“Did he just say vag?”

”

- Virginia Beach

"I can’t afford no abortion, but I can damn sure afford a bull ride."

Fri, 18 Nov 2011 22:07:33 -0500

“I can’t afford no abortion, but I can damn sure afford a bull ride.”

- Chesapeake

"JR, you fucked up my DVDA."

Fri, 18 Nov 2011 22:01:33 -0500

“JR, you fucked up my DVDA.”

- Chesapeake

"You’re not a vegetarian if you eat other people’s meat."

Fri, 18 Nov 2011 20:22:29 -0500

“You’re not a vegetarian if you eat other people’s meat.”

- Chesapeake

"“How did we do that? How did we have fun without drinking?” “Ha. You’re an..."

Fri, 18 Nov 2011 19:44:08 -0500

“

“How did we do that? How did we have fun without drinking?”

“Ha. You’re an addict.”

”

- Chesapeake

"He’d have been fine if he just downloaded the iCancer app."

Fri, 04 Nov 2011 18:54:01 -0400

“He’d have been fine if he just downloaded the iCancer app.”

- Chesapeake

"“You’re the only one that aged like a normal person.” “Well, Floris is..."

Tue, 01 Nov 2011 08:40:16 -0400

“

“You’re the only one that aged like a normal person.”

“Well, Floris is European, so he doesn’t get older. He just gets dirtier. And CJ has been preserved by alcohol.”

”

- Chesapeake

"Nah, son. There’s no Quicken for hookin’."

Mon, 31 Oct 2011 21:00:03 -0400

“Nah, son. There’s no Quicken for hookin’.”

- Chesapeake

"You’re not gonna fuck my girlfriend. I will kill you!"

Mon, 31 Oct 2011 20:59:42 -0400

“You’re not gonna fuck my girlfriend. I will kill you!”

- Chesapeake