Overheard in Hampton Roads

"Why do you look so meaty?"

Fri, 12 Mar 2010 19:05:26 -0500

“Why do you look so meaty?”

- Virginia Beach

"Ow! It hurts every time I have to peel my tongue off!"

Fri, 12 Mar 2010 18:53:45 -0500

“Ow! It hurts every time I have to peel my tongue off!”

- Virginia Beach

"“I thought cold air rises.” “No, hot air rises. That’s how hot air balloons..."

Sun, 31 Jan 2010 17:12:46 -0500

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“I thought cold air rises.”

“No, hot air rises. That’s how hot air balloons work.”

“But it’s always colder the higher you go up!”

”

- Virginia Beach

"“I don’t believe in putting sauce on anything.” “Well, you can keep your..."

Sun, 17 Jan 2010 20:13:40 -0500

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“I don’t believe in putting sauce on anything.”

“Well, you can keep your fucking beliefs over there, on your own plate.”

”

- Virginia Beach

"“We can kill one and put a chain through it and wear it around my neck!” “JADY!..."

Sat, 09 Jan 2010 19:24:17 -0500

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“We can kill one and put a chain through it and wear it around my neck!”

“JADY! That is the sickest thing you have ever said!!”

And the punches were thrown.

”

- Virginia Beach

"There is cake and ice cream if you want something cold and soft… in your mouth."

Sat, 02 Jan 2010 19:22:42 -0500

“There is cake and ice cream if you want something cold and soft… in your mouth.”

- Norfolk

"“What size underwear do you wear?” “It depends.” “You wear..."

Sat, 02 Jan 2010 13:50:57 -0500

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“What size underwear do you wear?”

“It depends.”

“You wear Depends?!”

”

- Virginia Beach

"He don’t need no baby oil, he’s got white people hair."

Thu, 31 Dec 2009 18:54:14 -0500

“He don’t need no baby oil, he’s got white people hair.”

- Portsmouth

"And all us Norfolk guys, we’re hammerin’ away, we’re jackin’ away."

Thu, 24 Dec 2009 22:35:17 -0500

“And all us Norfolk guys, we’re hammerin’ away, we’re jackin’ away.”

- Virginia Beach

"“You jerked off to a RAPE SCENE?!” “Yeah son, that shit was great!”"

Wed, 23 Dec 2009 21:59:27 -0500

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“You jerked off to a RAPE SCENE?!”

“Yeah son, that shit was great!”

”

- Virginia Beach

"I’m an equal opportunist. If it’s warm and alive, I’m in it."

Wed, 23 Dec 2009 21:29:39 -0500

“I’m an equal opportunist. If it’s warm and alive, I’m in it.”

- Virginia Beach

"Can I get a water too? I still taste stripper."

Wed, 23 Dec 2009 21:04:51 -0500

“Can I get a water too? I still taste stripper.”

- Virginia Beach

"“Look at him.” “Is that Che Guevera?” “No, that’s Pakistani..."

Sat, 19 Dec 2009 21:24:01 -0500

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“Look at him.”

“Is that Che Guevera?”

“No, that’s Pakistani Yanni.”

”

- Virginia Beach

"Psychics are like suped up wizards."

Sat, 19 Dec 2009 21:08:39 -0500

“Psychics are like suped up wizards.”

- Virginia Beach

"I’ll fucking do it. You wanna beat me at Farmville? I will withhold sex!"

Thu, 17 Dec 2009 01:12:57 -0500

“I’ll fucking do it. You wanna beat me at Farmville? I will withhold sex!”

- Virginia Beach

"I always have some fucked up feces after eating salads."

Sat, 12 Dec 2009 20:09:08 -0500

“I always have some fucked up feces after eating salads.”

- Virginia Beach

"“Oh man, you got Shanghaied. She was waiting on that dick.” “Shit, better than..."

Wed, 09 Dec 2009 18:30:00 -0500

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“Oh man, you got Shanghaied. She was waiting on that dick.”

“Shit, better than getting Shawshanked.”

”

- Virginia Beach

"“It’s on the T drive…” “OK, and where is..."

Fri, 04 Dec 2009 14:48:22 -0500

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“It’s on the T drive…”

“OK, and where is that?”

“…Right after the S drive”.

”

- Portsmouth

"I was smushing a cockroach and I caught Sheryl’s finger."

Fri, 04 Dec 2009 12:17:28 -0500

“I was smushing a cockroach and I caught Sheryl’s finger.”

- Portsmouth

"I don’t care if I’m gay! I love women. I love women and mustaches!"

Fri, 06 Nov 2009 19:50:02 -0500

“I don’t care if I’m gay! I love women. I love women and mustaches!”

- Virginia Beach