Overheard In Hampton Roads

I was only with her because she had cancer.

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—	Chesapeake

Nobody can please me like me.

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—	Chesapeake

I only use the urinal on the end because that’s the one with a mirror, and I like to see my dick.

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—	Chesapeake

Aww, it’s baby’s first experience with a drunk lady.

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—	Chesapeake

Did you know that I know the owner of church’s chicken?

Really? Why don’t we have free chicken?

Well, I’m not FRIENDS with him…

For free chicken, you can fuck him.

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—	Chesapeake

You’ll just have to shake your balls off a little.

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—	Virginia Beach

Bad things are happening in my mouth right now

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—	Virginia Beach

I have a small mouth, if you haven’t noticed. Oh, I thought I tasted sausage.

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—	Virginia Beach

You have to tug on it to make her come!

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—	Virginia Beach

That’s ok. I’ll just watch the beginning and end, like I do with most porn.

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Norfolk