Overheard In Hampton Roads

I told Kelly, her ass was numbered.

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—	Chesapeake

That shit’s definitely made for cripples.

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—	Chesapeake

Lick it! No! Not with your tongue!

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—	Virginia Beach

She was giving out blowjobs in the parking lot. Well, I guess that explains her bangs. They were always pretty crispy.

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—	Chesapeake.

CJ is kind of like a purse, let’s face it.

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—	Chesapeake

Reese’s Pieces.” I have to make sure I say it slow so I say it right. I’m afraid I might slip up and say penises.

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—	Virginia beach

Nuh uh! Every rear end I’ve been in..

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—	Virginia Beach

There’s holes there, I’ll just stick it in.

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—	Virginia Beach

I play with those all the time, sometimes.

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—	Virginia Beach

“jeez, what is wrong with you?”

“do you need a handjob or something??”

“maybe”

“ok, tell me exactly what I need to do…”

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Norfolk