Overheard In Hampton Roads

I want to play with it now that it’s hard!

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—	Virginia Beach

“Like a steel fist, it punches the badge —”

“Did he just say vag?”

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—	Virginia Beach

I can’t afford no abortion, but I can damn sure afford a bull ride.

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—	Chesapeake

JR, you fucked up my DVDA.

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—	Chesapeake

You’re not a vegetarian if you eat other people’s meat.

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—	Chesapeake

“How did we do that? How did we have fun without drinking?”

“Ha. You’re an addict.”

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—	Chesapeake

He’d have been fine if he just downloaded the iCancer app.

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—	Chesapeake

“You’re the only one that aged like a normal person.”

“Well, Floris is European, so he doesn’t get older. He just gets dirtier. And CJ has been preserved by alcohol.”

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—	Chesapeake

Nah, son. There’s no Quicken for hookin’.

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—	Chesapeake

You’re not gonna fuck my girlfriend. I will kill you!

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—	Chesapeake