“It’s disgusting. Just fucking swallow it!” — Chesapeake
“I’d wear uggs. I would! Motherfucker, I wear onesies!” — Virginia Beach
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“You’re usually not thinking about that when you’re all horny and shit.”
“When that happens I just go to sleep.”
” — Virginia Beach“
“I love your boots! I’ll trade you two kids for them.”
“Oh, no, that’s certainly not worth it.”
” — Virginia Beach“That is exit only, Meghan O’Hara. Like your butthole.” — Norfolk
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“Are you going to pay? I gave you my card.”
“It’s right where it needed to be - next to my cunt.”
” — Virginia Beach“I might end up on a sex offender website if I get out of this pool right now.” — Chesapeake
“I want to play with it now that it’s hard!” — Virginia Beach
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“Like a steel fist, it punches the badge —”
“Did he just say vag?”
” — Virginia Beach“I can’t afford no abortion, but I can damn sure afford a bull ride.” — Chesapeake