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What do you even call a 70 year old woman at a swingers party? Not a cougar.
You call her nana.
” — Chesapeake“
“Oh, I need to show you guys what I got Kayla for valentines day!”
“Is it a double ended dildo?”
” — Chesapeake“OK JR, Mr. All-American consumer — OH LOOK AT THAT!” — Chesapeake
“I just wanna blow on you like Annie” — Norfolk
“It’s disgusting. Just fucking swallow it!” — Chesapeake
“I’d wear uggs. I would! Motherfucker, I wear onesies!” — Virginia Beach
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“You’re usually not thinking about that when you’re all horny and shit.”
“When that happens I just go to sleep.”
” — Virginia Beach“
“I love your boots! I’ll trade you two kids for them.”
“Oh, no, that’s certainly not worth it.”
” — Virginia Beach“That is exit only, Meghan O’Hara. Like your butthole.” — Norfolk
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“Are you going to pay? I gave you my card.”
“It’s right where it needed to be - next to my cunt.”
” — Virginia Beach