January 2011
17 posts
““Where’s the nearest track?”
“In the bartender’s...”
– Chesapeake
“Once you get that pole in a place where you can handle it, man…”
– Chesapeake
“Girl, you look like you’re good with a shake weight.”
– Chesapeake
“The head of this tastes like milk anyway”
– Chesapeake
““Why you bitches runnin’?! I’m bout to beat some...”
– Chesapeake
“She should not do the humpty hump. She should do the, fucking… Retire and...”
– Chesapeake
“I’m hungry as a fucking hostage”
“The last time I went to a prom, I was trying to fuck Kelly. 17 years later,...”
– Chesapeake
“That bitch had great posture! She might as well have been skating with a book on...”
– Virginia Beach
“I have zero caffeine intake. One of these is like a bottle rocket in my ass.”
– Chesapeake
“Goddamn Jady’s on my back door.”
– Chesapeake
“I don’t wanna take a 12 year old out back.”
– Chesapeake
“He’s a stick you deep and shove you in the corner kinda guy.”
– Chesapeake
“You’ve gotta stick your tongue in and push the meat out.”
– Chesapeake
“Your face is a asshole.”
– Chesapeake
“I had to breathe in a bunch of ice fumes!”
– Chesapeake
“I hate you Kelly. You deny me titty.”
– Chesapeake