July 2009
18 posts
“I’m not touching your feet.” “Muhfucka, you know how often I...”
– Virginia Beach
Jul 28th
“Only you could get a papercut in a computer class”
– Virginia Beach
Jul 28th
“Coworker: Yesterdays workout was intense! Another Coworker: yeah I passed out...”
– Virginia Beach
Jul 28th
“I don’t apologize, I fuckin’ divorce ‘em!”
– Virginia Beach
Jul 28th
“My credit’s so good, credit card companies send me card applications!”
– Portsmouth
Jul 27th
“My meat generates poo!”
– Chesapeake
Jul 19th
“I’d be gay for Johnny Depp. 40% of gay couples don’t have sex...”
– Chesapeake
Jul 19th
“Mom: “Careful, that’s hot.” Her son: “Your mom is...”
– Chesapeake
Jul 19th
“It was so rubbery, I really struggled to choke it down.”
– Norfolk
Jul 18th
“Don’t mess with my bra, I got money in it.”
– Norfolk
Jul 16th
“Am I getting crabs on Saturday?”
– Chesapeake
Jul 13th
“what’s wrong with you?” “I have a hemorroid”
– Virginia Beach
Jul 13th
“Bitch please! I’m only gay when I drink!”
– Virginia Beach
Jul 13th
“it’s not all that long but it’s got a lotta girth! Wide like a tuna...”
– Virginia Beach
Jul 13th
““I’m not going to lie, it’s real small- as long as I get mine,...”
– Virginia Beach
Jul 13th
“I’m beginning to think that lucky bamboo stuff is just a plot from ...”
– Virginia Beach
Jul 13th
“Ow! You punched my taint! Why would you hit me there?! It’s going to...”
– Virginia Beach
Jul 13th
“What the fuck?! Who wants to fuck my rabbit? Who wants to stick their dick in...”
– Virginia Beach
Jul 12th