December 2009
12 posts
“He don’t need no baby oil, he’s got white people hair.”
– Portsmouth
Dec 31st
“And all us Norfolk guys, we’re hammerin’ away, we’re...”
– Virginia Beach
Dec 24th
“You jerked off to a RAPE SCENE?!” “Yeah son, that shit was great!”
– Virginia Beach
Dec 23rd
“I’m an equal opportunist. If it’s warm and alive, I’m in it.”
– Virginia Beach
Dec 23rd
“Can I get a water too? I still taste stripper.”
– Virginia Beach
Dec 23rd
“Look at him.” “Is that Che Guevera?” “No,...”
– Virginia Beach
Dec 19th
“Psychics are like suped up wizards.”
– Virginia Beach
Dec 19th
“I’ll fucking do it. You wanna beat me at Farmville? I will withhold sex!”
– Virginia Beach
Dec 17th
“I always have some fucked up feces after eating salads.”
– Virginia Beach
Dec 12th
“Oh man, you got Shanghaied. She was waiting on that dick.” “Shit,...”
– Virginia Beach
Dec 9th
“It’s on the T drive…” “OK, and where is that?” ...”
– Portsmouth
Dec 4th
“I was smushing a cockroach and I caught Sheryl’s finger.”
– Portsmouth
Dec 4th