December 2009
12 posts
“He don’t need no baby oil, he’s got white people hair.”
– Portsmouth
“And all us Norfolk guys, we’re hammerin’ away, we’re...”
– Virginia Beach
“You jerked off to a RAPE SCENE?!”
“Yeah son, that shit was great!”
– Virginia Beach
“I’m an equal opportunist. If it’s warm and alive, I’m in it.”
– Virginia Beach
“Can I get a water too? I still taste stripper.”
– Virginia Beach
“Look at him.”
“Is that Che Guevera?”
“No,...”
– Virginia Beach
“Psychics are like suped up wizards.”
– Virginia Beach
“I’ll fucking do it. You wanna beat me at Farmville? I will withhold sex!”
– Virginia Beach
“I always have some fucked up feces after eating salads.”
– Virginia Beach
“Oh man, you got Shanghaied. She was waiting on that dick.”
“Shit,...”
– Virginia Beach
“It’s on the T drive…”
“OK, and where is that?”
...”
– Portsmouth
“I was smushing a cockroach and I caught Sheryl’s finger.”
– Portsmouth