November 2009
4 posts
““You ever been squirted in the face by breast milk?”
...”
– Norfolk
October 2009
12 posts
“I’d like to get Hallo-tween those boobies.”
– Norfolk
“It didn’t hit me in the face. What? It didn’t hit me in the face!”
– Norfolk
“The only person here I don’t hate is Jady. If I could have babies,...”
– Virginia Beach
“I can pretend to be gay. I can pretend to not have a penis! I have to admit I...”
– Virginia Beach
““Are all three of you in the bathroom?”
“That’s how it...”
– Virginia Beach
““I’m straight, but I’m very… open.”
...”
– Virginia Beach
“5 years?! What the fuck are you talking about? It’s fourth grade,...”
– Virginia Beach
“Great, Matt. You’ve made me sympathize with Hitler. Thanks a fucking lot.”
– Virginia Beach
“Man, I haven’t played toss the midget in a long time.”
– Virginia Beach
““I’m jaywalkin’ like a muhfucka! And I’m drunk....”
– Virginia Beach
“The world gon’ end on mah burfday. How i’m sposed to feel bout dat?”
– Virginia Beach