July 2010
2 posts
““If they move in together, is he going to hang his degree up from Thomas...”
– Virginia Beach
“I hate when warm beer makes my nipples hard. I just wanted to put that out...”
– Virginia Beach
May 2010
2 posts
““I found out on the east coast, it’s all gooduck. Gooey ducks....”
– Virginia Beach
“Yes, that’s F as in ‘phenomenal’.”
– Norfolk
“This might be the smoothest, richest thing I’ve ever had in my mouth.”
– Virginia Beach
“When I’m on bottom, I’ll let you finish.”
– Virgina Beach
April 2010
5 posts
““Everybody’s in this movie. I think even I’m in this movie....”
– Virginia Beach
“You know what’ll be really good in your mouth?”
– Virginia Beach
““Did you see that bitch on the right?”
“Yeah, she looked...”
– Virginia Beach
March 2010
5 posts
“We were all ghosts at one time. Reincarnation! Haven’t you ever heard of...”
– Portsmouth
“The only conspiracy theory I know ‘bout is Obamacare. And I think Jesse...”
– Portsmouth
“I want a cat cat, not no damn faggot cat.”
– Portsmouth
“Why do you look so meaty?”
– Virginia Beach
“Ow! It hurts every time I have to peel my tongue off!”
– Virginia Beach
January 2010
5 posts
““I thought cold air rises.”
“No, hot air rises. That’s...”
– Virginia Beach
““I don’t believe in putting sauce on anything.”
“Well,...”
– Virginia Beach
““We can kill one and put a chain through it and wear it around my...”
– Virginia Beach
“There is cake and ice cream if you want something cold and soft… in your...”
– Norfolk
““What size underwear do you wear?”
“It depends.”
...”
– Virginia Beach
December 2009
12 posts
“He don’t need no baby oil, he’s got white people hair.”
– Portsmouth
“And all us Norfolk guys, we’re hammerin’ away, we’re...”
– Virginia Beach
““You jerked off to a RAPE SCENE?!”
“Yeah son, that shit was...”
– Virginia Beach
“I’m an equal opportunist. If it’s warm and alive, I’m in it.”
– Virginia Beach
“Can I get a water too? I still taste stripper.”
– Virginia Beach
““Look at him.”
“Is that Che Guevera?”
“No,...”
– Virginia Beach
“Psychics are like suped up wizards.”
– Virginia Beach
“I’ll fucking do it. You wanna beat me at Farmville? I will withhold sex!”
– Virginia Beach
“I always have some fucked up feces after eating salads.”
– Virginia Beach
““Oh man, you got Shanghaied. She was waiting on that dick.”
...”
– Virginia Beach
““It’s on the T drive…”
“OK, and where is...”
– Portsmouth
“I was smushing a cockroach and I caught Sheryl’s finger.”
– Portsmouth
November 2009
4 posts
“I don’t care if I’m gay! I love women. I love women and mustaches!”
– Virginia Beach
“I tried sucking as hard as I can. It was just painful.”
– Virginia Beach
“It is kind of overwhelming. I just tried to swallow it as fast as I could to get...”
– Virginia Beach
““I’m the closest thing to a girl you’ll meet with… with...”
– Virginia Beach
““You ever been squirted in the face by breast milk?”
...”
– Norfolk
October 2009
12 posts
“I’d like to get Hallo-tween those boobies.”
– Norfolk
“It didn’t hit me in the face. What? It didn’t hit me in the face!”
– Norfolk
“The only person here I don’t hate is Jady. If I could have babies,...”
– Virginia Beach
“I can pretend to be gay. I can pretend to not have a penis! I have to admit I...”
– Virginia Beach
““Are all three of you in the bathroom?”
“That’s how it...”
– Virginia Beach
““I’m straight, but I’m very… open.”
...”
– Virginia Beach
“5 years?! What the fuck are you talking about? It’s fourth grade,...”
– Virginia Beach
“Great, Matt. You’ve made me sympathize with Hitler. Thanks a fucking lot.”
– Virginia Beach
“Man, I haven’t played toss the midget in a long time.”
– Virginia Beach
““I’m jaywalkin’ like a muhfucka! And I’m drunk....”
– Virginia Beach
“The world gon’ end on mah burfday. How i’m sposed to feel bout dat?”
– Virginia Beach
September 2009
4 posts
“She’s got bad taste and -“
“Wait, what?!”
“I...”
– Chesapeake
“You know, there’s a lot of testosterone in celery.”...”
– Chesapeake
“Handjobs remind me of 7th grade.”
– Virginia Beach