July 2010
2 posts
“If they move in together, is he going to hang his degree up from Thomas...
– Virginia Beach
I hate when warm beer makes my nipples hard. I just wanted to put that out...
– Virginia Beach
May 2010
2 posts
“I found out on the east coast, it’s all gooduck. Gooey ducks....
– Virginia Beach
Yes, that’s F as in ‘phenomenal’.
– Norfolk
This might be the smoothest, richest thing I’ve ever had in my mouth.
– Virginia Beach
When I’m on bottom, I’ll let you finish.
– Virgina Beach
April 2010
5 posts
“Everybody’s in this movie. I think even I’m in this movie....
– Virginia Beach
You know what’ll be really good in your mouth?
– Virginia Beach
“Did you see that bitch on the right?”
“Yeah, she looked...
– Virginia Beach
March 2010
5 posts
We were all ghosts at one time. Reincarnation! Haven’t you ever heard of...
– Portsmouth
The only conspiracy theory I know ‘bout is Obamacare. And I think Jesse...
– Portsmouth
I want a cat cat, not no damn faggot cat.
– Portsmouth
Why do you look so meaty?
– Virginia Beach
Ow! It hurts every time I have to peel my tongue off!
– Virginia Beach
January 2010
5 posts
“I thought cold air rises.”
“No, hot air rises. That’s...
– Virginia Beach
“I don’t believe in putting sauce on anything.”
“Well,...
– Virginia Beach
“We can kill one and put a chain through it and wear it around my...
– Virginia Beach
There is cake and ice cream if you want something cold and soft… in your...
– Norfolk
“What size underwear do you wear?”
“It depends.”
...
– Virginia Beach
December 2009
12 posts
He don’t need no baby oil, he’s got white people hair.
– Portsmouth
And all us Norfolk guys, we’re hammerin’ away, we’re...
– Virginia Beach
“You jerked off to a RAPE SCENE?!”
“Yeah son, that shit was...
– Virginia Beach
I’m an equal opportunist. If it’s warm and alive, I’m in it.
– Virginia Beach
Can I get a water too? I still taste stripper.
– Virginia Beach
“Look at him.”
“Is that Che Guevera?”
“No,...
– Virginia Beach
Psychics are like suped up wizards.
– Virginia Beach
I’ll fucking do it. You wanna beat me at Farmville? I will withhold sex!
– Virginia Beach
I always have some fucked up feces after eating salads.
– Virginia Beach
“Oh man, you got Shanghaied. She was waiting on that dick.”
...
– Virginia Beach
“It’s on the T drive…”
“OK, and where is...
– Portsmouth
I was smushing a cockroach and I caught Sheryl’s finger.
– Portsmouth
November 2009
4 posts
I don’t care if I’m gay! I love women. I love women and mustaches!
– Virginia Beach
I tried sucking as hard as I can. It was just painful.
– Virginia Beach
It is kind of overwhelming. I just tried to swallow it as fast as I could to get...
– Virginia Beach
“I’m the closest thing to a girl you’ll meet with… with...
– Virginia Beach
“You ever been squirted in the face by breast milk?”
...
– Norfolk
October 2009
12 posts
I’d like to get Hallo-tween those boobies.
– Norfolk
It didn’t hit me in the face. What? It didn’t hit me in the face!
– Norfolk
The only person here I don’t hate is Jady. If I could have babies,...
– Virginia Beach
I can pretend to be gay. I can pretend to not have a penis! I have to admit I...
– Virginia Beach
“Are all three of you in the bathroom?”
“That’s how it...
– Virginia Beach
“I’m straight, but I’m very… open.”
...
– Virginia Beach
5 years?! What the fuck are you talking about? It’s fourth grade,...
– Virginia Beach
Great, Matt. You’ve made me sympathize with Hitler. Thanks a fucking lot.
– Virginia Beach
Man, I haven’t played toss the midget in a long time.
– Virginia Beach
“I’m jaywalkin’ like a muhfucka! And I’m drunk....
– Virginia Beach
The world gon’ end on mah burfday. How i’m sposed to feel bout dat?
– Virginia Beach
September 2009
4 posts
She’s got bad taste and -“
“Wait, what?!”
“I...
– Chesapeake
You know, there’s a lot of testosterone in celery.”...
– Chesapeake
Handjobs remind me of 7th grade.
– Virginia Beach