Overheard in Hampton Roads

What?! Choir boys are suckin dick!

~ in Chesapeake #

I’m like a gay pedophile, but for girls, know what I’m saying?

~ in Virginia Beach #

(Walking into Five Guys w/ Burgers and Fries) - Hey, now I can say I’ve had five guys.

~ in Chesapeake #

It’s an ebb and flow. It ebbs and it flows. You know, you just get
sick of each other.

~ in Portsmouth #

Bring yo’ sucklin’ ass over here.

~ in Virginia Beach #

I don’t even drink soda unless there’s some Crown in it.

~ in Virginia Beach #

I know gay guys. I can pick out a gay guy… in my sleep!

~ in Virginia Beach #

“I am drunk as fuck.”

“Well you just had 8 horsemen in your mouth.”

~ in Virginia Beach #

You’re a dick too. But I’m a proud dick. I’m an erect dick. You’re a
flacid dick, hiding behind the zipper. I’m out there. Ahhhh!

~ in Virginia Beach #

“Keep fuckin around and I’ll tell eery fat bitch in here that you’re a
firefighter.”

“Muhfucka I ain’t scared. I’ll fuck em all. It’s not like I’m doin
shit tonight.”

~ in Virginia Beach #

Do you know what the highlight of my Vegas trip was? Getting to sit outside
the church and watch the… latinos play soccer.

~ in Portsmouth #

Ashley! Where’s the extra large meat goin’? The extra large meat!!

~ in Chesapeake #

The cop car I was in didn’t have any seat belts.

~ in Norfolk #

We went to Disney World? Best birth control ever.

~ in Virginia Beach #

I mean I’m having sex with him but I don’t want to date him. I don’t
even really like him. I just wanted him to pay for my tattoo.

~ in Virginia Beach #