Overheard In Hampton Roads

I’ve just been calling him “tar baby”!

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Norfolk

That’s a nice way to not have a rape mustache.

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—	Virginia Beach

She look like an eggplant that got left on the ground too long.

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—	Chesapeake

Are boogers particles?

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Norfolk

Heaven is like 95% earthworms.

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Norfolk

I wanna know about butt paste!

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Come rain, come snow, come sleet, come… Y'know… Sunshine.

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Norfolk

Oh man. The middle of the poo donut is gross.

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Norfolk

Tommy the toast engine!

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—	Virginia Beach

Your body can handle loads of protein!

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Norfolk