“Oh, I need to show you guys what I got Kayla for valentines day!”
“Is it a double ended dildo?”
“
| — | Chesapeake |
“You’re usually not thinking about that when you’re all horny and shit.”
“When that happens I just go to sleep.”
“
| — | Virginia Beach |
“I love your boots! I’ll trade you two kids for them.”
“Oh, no, that’s certainly not worth it.”
“
| — | Virginia Beach |
