Overheard In Hampton Roads

I just wanna blow on you like Annie

“

—

Norfolk

It’s disgusting. Just fucking swallow it!

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—	Chesapeake

I’d wear uggs. I would! Motherfucker, I wear onesies!

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—	Virginia Beach

“You’re usually not thinking about that when you’re all horny and shit.”

“When that happens I just go to sleep.”

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—	Virginia Beach

“I love your boots! I’ll trade you two kids for them.”

“Oh, no, that’s certainly not worth it.”

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—	Virginia Beach

That is exit only, Meghan O’Hara. Like your butthole.

“

—

Norfolk

“Are you going to pay? I gave you my card.”

“It’s right where it needed to be - next to my cunt.”

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—	Virginia Beach

I might end up on a sex offender website if I get out of this pool right now.

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—	Chesapeake

I want to play with it now that it’s hard!

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—	Virginia Beach

“Like a steel fist, it punches the badge —”

“Did he just say vag?”

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—	Virginia Beach