Don’t it ‘posed ta storm?
I used to choke on meat all the time.
I’m just walking around bored because nobody’s put anything fun in my box lately.
…and the midget, the ginger, the burrito, and the chopstick lived happily ever after…
I jumped up and yelled “my pussy’s wet! My pussy’s wet!”
Oh, but not in a good way.
What is this?
A feather duster?
Duther… Fester…?
What do you even call a 70 year old woman at a swingers party? Not a cougar.
You call her nana.
“Oh, I need to show you guys what I got Kayla for valentines day!”
“Is it a double ended dildo?”
OK JR, Mr. All-American consumer — OH LOOK AT THAT!
I just wanna blow on you like Annie
